Get off the dang roof!

theilabb@gmail.com — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:10:31 GMT

Best (anime) cat ever.

theilabb@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Mar 2005 01:18:12 GMT

The funny thing is that this livejournal isn't even fully friends only. Whatever, I should be doing a paper now... so....

Just so you know, 90% of all my entries are friends only because my parents are NOSEY. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT.

Okay bye.

theilabb@gmail.com — Wed, 09 Feb 2005 02:57:07 GMT

HAHA I STOLE THIS FROM BRANDON FOR NO GOOD REASON AT ALL LOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!VCFFF

Favorite animal and reasons: Penguin. They're just hilarious looking, and they slide around all... weird-like. OH OH Maybe my favourite animal is the lobster because of like 3 different inside jokes with 3 different people all unrelated in origins (Amy/all of RL-RO, Ismael, Gini). Oh I don't even know anymore.

Why I like to play the geetar: Haha, I don't. I took a keyboarding/guitar class in 6th grade, and it sucked. It was like an entire semester of me failing at playing the guitar, then like 2 days of keyboarding (never learned a thing, which is a plus, though).

Paperclips: I don't know where she was going with this one. I made a paperclip airplane thing with ~~Tom~~ Brandon a while ago in French. Comin' in at 6 o'clock! :(

A cool dream I had once: I had the most bizarre dream last night, that of which I won't share on this beast. It wasn't too cool, either. Once I had a dream that I won $5000 and I was on my way to Meijer to spend it. Another dream involved cats growing from the ground, I laughed when one peed on my mom. Yep. I'm messed up.

Emily getting her nose pierced/my opinion: This is... unique. First dreadlocks, now nose piercings! Oh you hooligan.

Who I would invite to dinner, dead or alive: Hmm... If I said anyone famous, I know the dinner conversation would just be as awkward as hell... So I'll have to say... Myself.

Annnnd, my deepest fear: This would have be being alone (awwwww bite me), or growing up to be a failure. When I was younger I was afraid of aliens. I was stupid.

theilabb@gmail.com — Thu, 06 Jan 2005 11:46:53 GMT

OMFGWTFGGGGGGGGG

DAY SNOW

theilabb@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Dec 2004 03:39:58 GMT

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

oboe - learning; memory; feeling; recollection; experience

My trusty Japanese/English dictionary I checked out from the Wyoming Library ~~and never returned~~

theilabb@gmail.com — Tue, 30 Nov 2004 02:39:10 GMT

Zapdos grew to lvl 100 :')

/nerd

theilabb@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Nov 2004 00:35:17 GMT

Let's do homework now! ... >.>

Tina's Pizza Burritos: An objective analysis

theilabb@gmail.com — Sat, 13 Nov 2004 20:15:19 GMT

I have a story. Today, I decided to use the $10 that my dad left me before work to go buy some Mexican delights from the local convenience place. As I browsed the aisles, I noticed a lack of Jalapeño Cheddar instant lunch noodle treat, my typical purchase. Dismayed, I decided I would buy some Hot Pockets. After many a minute of searching, I concluded that they lacked these, too. Quite a bit more dismayed, I looked around for a cheap substitute. And then the fated meeting.

Tina's Pizza Burritos.

I have always been a fan of the Tina's line of burrito-like substances, and even one of my earlier memories is eating a Tina's Breakfast Burrito. Yes, my earliest memories are of food. Shut up.

Anyhow, I decided that these were worthy of my consumption since I figured that these were made out of the exact same ingredients as Pizza flavoured Hot Pockets.

Kids, never trust intuition.

As I got home, I proceeded to unwrap the three mysterious burritos (I couldn't help but to buy three, they looked terribly small) and place them parallel on a plate. The multiple static shocks, the fact that the microwave blew the breaker to the kitchen and living room TWICE while cooking, and the fact that it smelled curiously like mosquito repellant as I pulled them out of the microwave should have been the omens I shouldn't have ignored. I carried the plate of steaming-hot burritos to the living room so I could enjoy my pizza flavour explosion while watching Tom and Jerry.

I took a bite out of one, expecting a good result. No. Just no. I was expecting real pepperoni slices, cheese, and a pleasant sauce. No. It was more of a paste that made me suspect that they just grounded up a dachshund and placed it in a tortilla. The taste was even less desirable. It was like a farmer who has been shoveling manure all day decided to take a leisurely walk on my tongue -- without wiping his boots. At this point, I really wanted some water. So I filled up the largest glass I could find to the brim with the life-giving liquid (It happened to be one of those jumbo plastic cups from Taco Bell). After this nasty meal, I decided to brush my teeth for about 10 minutes.

The moral of this story is that nothing good can come from the combination of Mexican and Italian foods. Well, Mexican Pizzas are good... but that's about it.

Wow. If I change a few words here and there, I can use this for an Express article! Score!! Haha, it's already longer than my last article XD

theilabb@gmail.com — Fri, 05 Nov 2004 23:27:47 GMT

I think I was having too much fun with linking screennames

theilabb@gmail.com — Sat, 30 Oct 2004 02:39:16 GMT

theilabb@gmail.com — Sun, 03 Oct 2004 03:15:47 GMT

Wow. I've been on the computer for a total of about 4 hours in the last week. Haven't read livejournal in a week either. Just realized that people said happy birthday to me in entries like 2q727 days ago. Now I feel bad for not commenting on them.

Thanks XD

FINAL BIRTHDAY COUNT INCLUDING LIVEJOURNAL = 32

theilabb@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Sep 2004 01:04:22 GMT

omg I felled bat :'[

theilabb@gmail.com — Sat, 11 Sep 2004 00:14:18 GMT

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I think I'll hold on your offer to "invadecommittewomen", thanks though. really.

theilabb@gmail.com — Fri, 10 Sep 2004 02:29:09 GMT

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theilabb@gmail.com — Wed, 08 Sep 2004 22:36:39 GMT

Four for four?

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This is by far the most obscure e-mail to date.

Don't make me wriggle dot-soprano you, you phony italian heterocyclic boggingruben!

theilabb@gmail.com — Tue, 07 Sep 2004 21:30:55 GMT

GOOFY CRACKBABY E-MAIL OF THE DAY:

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theilabb@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Jul 2004 21:25:28 GMT

Desktop Meme! Minimize all of your windows, click on the start button, and use the Print Screen button on your keyboard right above insert which is above your arrow keys. Go into MS Paint and press ctrl+v and save the result as a .jpg. Now upload it to a place like http://www.photobucket.com and put a link to your desktop in your own Livejournal. Aren't you curious as to what other people see every day when they turn on their computers?

Okay I start. Warning: It's HUGE

theilabb@gmail.com — Sat, 10 Jul 2004 20:23:38 GMT

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your journal.

theilabb@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Jul 2004 18:13:01 GMT

I made a Quiz...! Take it! and then Check out how much you all suck!

LEMMING POWHAR

theilabb@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Jun 2004 01:28:23 GMT

I present to you, my friends, a challenge.

What if Venus and Earth got in a fight. Not just any fight, but an XTREME(tm) battle to the death? Who would win this cosmic struggle? Earth has living crap ~~that can donate their energy to create the ultimate spirit bomb~~ that can attack Venus for some reason! Venus, on the other hand, has TOXIC CLOUDS OF DOOM AND YELLOW. Earth has tons of different climates (hot AND cold climates at that) while Venus is a ball of storm and raging YELLOW (hottest planet!). Venus is practically monochrome while Earth has at least 3 colours. Venus is strong and burly, while Earth is quick and clever. I have illustrated a picture that may help in your decision:

DECIDING BEGINS NOW!

Oh, Ayla says hi.

theilabb@gmail.com — Tue, 18 May 2004 15:39:40 GMT

BOW DOWN TO ME!

theilabb@gmail.com — Sun, 16 May 2004 18:28:26 GMT

Oh holy crap. Do I or do I not talk to the person who registered ilabb first? After years of having this screen name, he just now logs on and shows himself. Grr. I don't like him. Aim is the only thing I have EVER registered for that already had ilabb in it's database.

The little whore has the gall to capitalize it too, as you can see, you never capitalize it. ever.

So do I or do I not talk to this dweeb?

EDIT: By the time I made this entry and posted it, that whore left.

theilabb@gmail.com — Wed, 12 May 2004 15:13:50 GMT

hi, my name is Jamie. i have stolen Tom's computer and adopted for my own. FEEL MY WRATH! no not really, i haven't really stolen his name either. i am just merely holding onto it while he is writing his article for journalism. ^_^* - i secretly want to download that icon of Tom licking his chops and above his head it says "Sexy Beast." =) tom will surely love me if i did that. i can see tom glaring at me from a distance of a foot and a half. maybe i won't download it but it would be a great idea for the future... the wrath... i will suck out your eyeballs and feed them to tom and you will all bow down to his feet! he is ninja lord, you will call him Lord Thomas, and i will be his right hand women but i will not do him any "favors". if you know what i mean. BOW YOU FOOLS! bow down to him for he will grant you his deepest desires... buhahahahhahahahahah!

okay that whole top paragraph was a lie except for my name, holding onto it, wanting to download that icon, and him glaring. but other than, tom is just an average boy with average friends... kind of. his friends are far from average.

theilabb@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Apr 2004 21:32:26 GMT

Ragnarok is Love

Haha, sorry, I couldn't resist ...

Your life of supervillainy!
LJ Username
Birth place:
Supervillain name:	Major Fury
Super power:	Gravity control
Goal:	Destroy the Universe
That do-gooder you hate:	ohaqua
Your loyal minion:	marmist
Betrays you:	danuka

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